Time for a list! You must realize by now that I make lists when the Creative Cola in my glass has gone completely flat.

Top Five Favorite Things to Hate:

5. Having a computer with a dial-up connection.
4. People who have computers with a broadband connection. Or DSL, or Wi-Fi, or pretty much anything besides dial-up.
3. Pumping gas.
2. The noise my CD player makes when it's changing CD's.
1. Cleaning the stables outside.

Now, if you'll excuse me. I have a date with a shovel...