GOOD NEWS!!!

Alex and Nathan are alive and perfectly fine!!!

I just received the most relieving email of my life, from Alex:

"ive been grounded, plus moving plus grounded again, miss ya carly! ill write more once we get the phone line plugged in!!!
-alex, the ever wandering"

The fact that nothing's capitalized and there's not a single apostrophe only affirms my love for that boy.

On with "The Alex Golden Movement!!!"