Alex and Nathan are the coolest Oregonians I will ever meet. But Nathan's girlfriend needs to be slapped. And on more than one occasion. Sometimes, I hate being so nice... Because I would have really loved telling her off, I think.

People like her who abuse verbally don't deserve friends. Especially friends as spectacular as Nathan. Especially boyfriends as good-hearted as Nathan.

The girl has no idea what she has, but that's not exactly something I can prove to her. One day, she'll realize what she had, and hate herself for losing him.

I swear... If she ever says he's worthless again, either to his face or behind his back, I'm going to drop-kick her.